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For the Last Time, Neri Oxman Is Not Dating Brad Pitt

It’s been a while since Brad Pitt’s post– Angelina Jolie dating life stood out as truly newsworthy. Throughout the end of the week, be that as it may, the subject was restored after Dr. Neri Oxman—a MIT Media Lab teacher, engineer, mechanical planner, and craftsman—completely precluded bits of gossip from claiming a sentimental association with the performing artist in a disposable line amid a meeting with The New York Times.

To recap, after Jolie and Pitt reported their division in September 2016, a cluster of rumors (some persuading, some…less so) developed about Pitt’s recently single life. Among the more out of control claims were bits of gossip that the on-screen character was exploring different avenues regarding chastity and examining Kabbalah with Demi Moore (both exposed by E! News). All the more as of late, in April of this current year, amazingly, one more gossip connected Oxman with Pitt, and the talk process has been agitating from that point onward, in spite of an anonymous source telling Entertainment Tonight in Junethat Pitt “has gone on dates however [is] not hoping to jump into a genuine relationship right now.”

The New York Times’ profile on Oxman is an intriguing and as often as possible great long-frame piece, opening with one of the multihyphenate’s numerous perfect jokes (“I was considering, as I was eating up my meatball sandwich, about how we could utilize mechanical arms to release pheromones directing honey bees to layout honeycombs without rulers. The robots could ace the hive”). Covered in the center is a short specify of Pitt, who visited her lab in spring. But since Oxman “unequivocally” said “they are not dating” (her accomplice is fence funder William A. Ackman), the sensationalist newspapers kept running with that goody as the feature.

Oxman, coincidentally, appears to locate her short residency as a newspaper star completely clever. In the profile, she uncovers that she messed around with the paparazzi when Pitt was visiting the Media Lab, trying to streak a duplicate of well known material science course book the Feynman Lectures and the Golden Record, the “sound time container” that made a trip to Mars in 1977, as indicated by the Times. “The Golden Record beats the Caviar sewed fold sack on some random day,” she told the Times. “Toting a definitive message to moon was my message in a container to the paparazzi. The Feynman Lectures pursued.”

(She additionally portrayed Pitt as “the remainder of the Mohicans in post-Netflix Hollywood,” and said she’d love to work together with him later on.)

Now that that is over with, you should read this profile. Features incorporate Oxman’s “I used to be a Coke aficionado, however now I’m dependent on E. coli” statement and a Björk cameo, in which the Icelandic pop star uncovers that the two once talked about “natural goth” as a stylish, “Mexican demise covers,” however “generally” love.